Work And Women
If you think selling mantel clocks and Howard Miller clocks will endear you to chicks, think again. A career in sales is not one of those jobs that are sure to you get you the girls. In a city overflowing with testosterone, a salesman is a small fish – or to be more apt, a decorative wall clock – in the dating pool. So if selling Howard Miller clocks is not conducive for picking up women, what job is? Here is a short list.
1. Lawyer
Confidence, money, smooth-talking skills – the lawyer has it all. Behind closed doors, he can sink his teeth into the vulnerable client of choice. Even better, he gets paid for his services – legal or illegal.
2. Fashion photographer
Austin Powers was a dud but he was also two things that chicks dig – a fashion photographer and a secret agent. A photographer is always around gorgeous women while they go in and out of their clothing. What better time to strike up a conversation and maybe, establish a connection?
3. Serviceman
Whether her problem is the cable, a clogged sink, a loose door, or a magic unicorn, she’s calling you so you can give her a fix. Show up at her door between 2pm and 5pm. They call you serviceman because you’re a man who provides servicing, git?
4. Hairdresser
Before you go “No way, that is so gay!”, think about it. The man with the scissors has everything women want in a guy – he listens, he’s sensitive, he makes her look pretty, and he can send chills down her spine with a little touch to her scalp. And because most hairdressers are gay, a straight hairdresser is all the more attractive. You’re nice, you’re sensitive, you know her by the roots, and best of all, you’re one in a kind – literally. So forget about selling Howard Miller clocks. If you’re a hairdresser, women will queue for a piece of you.
5. Politician
Power is an aphrodisiac to a woman. Plus, campaigning is pretty much the equivalent of speed-dating. You get introduced to thousands of women – and all of them look up to you. When you’re a politician, it’s female buffet every day.
These jobs are not listed in any particular order. So, if you’re planning your career goals right now, run for public office last. Sure, you get introduced to lots of women but you also get to know critics and opponents who will only be too happy to eat you for breakfast.
